God Bless Texas

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas.

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a few no one has ever seen before.

Raccoons will test your melon crop, and let you know when they are ripe.

If it grows, it will stick you. If it crawls, it will bite you!

Nothing will kill a mesquite tree.

There are valid reasons some people put razor wire around their house.

A tractor is NOT an all terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.

The wind blows at 90 mph from Oct 2 till June 25; then it stops totally until October 2.

Onced and twiced are words.

People actually grow and eat okra.

Green grass DOES burn.

When you live in the country you don't have to buy a dog. City people drop them off at your front gate in the middle of the night.

The sound of coyotes howling at night only sounds good for the first few weeks.

When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, it's time to see a doctor.

Fix-in-to is one word.

There ain't no such thing as "lunch". There is only breakfast, dinner and then there's supper.

"Sweetened ice tea" is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you are two.

"Backwards and forwards" means I know everything about you.

"Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"

You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done, or it's too dark to see.

You measure distance in minutes or hours.

You can switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

Stores don't have bags. They have sacks.

You see cars with the engine running in the Wal-mart parking lot with no one in them, no matter what time of the year.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit or a vegetable.

You install security lights on your house and garage, and leave both unlocked.

You carry jumper cables for your own car.

You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.

You only have four spices in your kitchen: Salt, Pepper, Ketchup, and Tabasco.

You think everyone from north of Dallas has an accent.

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require six pages to cover Friday night high school football.

The first day of deer season is a state holiday.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

You find 100 degrees a "tad" warm.

The four seasons are: Almost summer, summer, still summer and Christmas.

You know whether another Texan is from East, West, North, or South Texas as soon as he opens his mouth.

Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin Wal-Martin" or "off to Wally-world."

You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili-eatin' weather.

A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop....It's a Coke regardless of brand or flavor.

Texans understand these jokes. If you do too, forward them to your friends from Texas.

AHHH Hell is frozen!

Ok, not really... But it's currently 33F (1C) in Houston, TX and well...that's close enough to being hell for me. Not only is it almost freezing, it's also drizzling, freezing temps...rain on roads...ice...Houston drivers... bad wrecks... Ok so Amanda is staying off of the roads now that she is back home in her very cold apartment. Why is it very cold? Well, because I hate gas heaters and am only using my little space heater, which doesn't do a whole lot since the window next to my bed isn't sealed properly and it leaks cold air in. Which could be part of the reason that I'm sick right now. Stupid dumb apartment.

Truly Original Survey

Would you do this?

1. Join the Military or the Mob?
military

2. Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder?
yeah

3. Make one porno if it meant never having to work again?
no

4. Cheat on your bf/gf with your biggest crush if there was no possibility that they would EVER find out?
no

5. Eat spoiled food from the garbage or go hungry?
hungry


What if...

1. In your relationship you find out you are going to have a baby but one of you doesn't want it. Who has the right to choose?
I do

2. Your partner had to work overseas for a year, would you consider playing around?
no

3. You find out before having sex for the first time with your partner that they have a highly contagious STD, would you still have sex with them?
no

4. You are in a serious accident in the middle of nowhere and your only chance of survival is to cut off your own arm, would you do it?
maybe

5. You had to kill a member of your family if it meant you would save thousands of lives, would you?
If it was that bad of a situation then yeah, even though it would be harder then hell to do it


Yes or No

1. Have you had cyber-sex?
no

2. Would you masturbate in front of your partner?
if they wanted me to

3. Would you tell your partner (who you really love) that they are bad in bed?
no

4. While having sex, have you ever thought about someone else to keep you turned on?
n/a

5. Have you ever looked at a family member and felt sexually attracted to them?
no


What do you think?

1. Gay marriage is wrong?
hell no

2. The night of your best-friend's wedding their fiance comes on to you, should you tell your best-friend?
of course

3. You catch one of your parents having a one-night-stand, should you tell the other parent?
I’d talk to the one I caught first

4. Your partner wants to go to a "swingers" club, would you go to keep your partner happy?
don't know

5. You are about to tell your spouse that you want a divorce but they just found out that a close family member is dying, do you still tell them?
no


Finale!

1. Would you/Have you ever fake illness to get attention?
no

2. You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away?
I’d help

3. You have a non life threatening sexual disease, would you have a one night stand without telling the person?
no

4. Do you think it is important to tell the truth or spare someones feelings?
would depend

It's 2007!! Survey

1. HOW OLD WILL YOU TURN IN 07?
27

2. WILL YOU BE IN SCHOOL?
no

3. WILL YOU BE WORKING?
yes

4. ARE YOU PLANING A CAREER CHANGE?
not at the moment

5. WILL YOU MOVE OUT OF TOWN?
not that I know of, but who really knows

6. HOW MANY WEDDINGS WILL YOU GO TO?
none that I know of

7. HOW MANY BABY SHOWERS WILL YOU GO TO?
one that I know of, even though she’s already had her baby

8. WILL YOU GET MARRIED OR ENGAGED?
doubt it. Not even in a relationship

9. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?
single :(

10.DO YOU THINK THIS WILL CHANGE?
I hope

11. WHAT IS YOUR MAIN FOCUS FOR 07?
become the person that I think I should be and stop being what everyone wants me to be

12. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU WANNA MAKE IN 07?
enough to live comfortably

13. ANY NEW RITUALS FOR THIS YEAR?
not really

14. ANY NEW HABITS?
I’m sure I will obtain some

15. ANY HEALTH GOALS?
lose some weight

16. ANY RELATIONSHIP GOALS?
yeah, to get in one that’s worth it

17. ANY CAREER GOALS?
make more money

18. WHO WILL YOU HANG OUT WITH THIS YEAR?
Cara, among others

19. ANY BIG TRIPS PLANNED?
no

20. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
96 firebird

21. WILL YOU BUY A NEW CAR THIS YEAR?
hell no

22. WHAT WILL MAKE YOU MOST HAPPY IN 07?
not sure. Probably just being myself. If I make more money then better finances. If I get in a relationship then that.

71 things

1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
never been kissed

2. What song describes your relationship status?
Hate – Plain White T’s

3. How much does your dog weigh?
umm around 20 lbs I think

4. Are you a heart breaker, or the heart breakee?
breakee I guess

5. Ever waxed your legs?
nope

6. Earrings or necklaces?
both

7. Who have you talked to most today?
people at work

10. Color of your shirt
green

11. How many years have you taken a language?
Oo

12. Who's on speed dial 2?
don’t use speed dial. Voice recognition rocks

14. Do you wish on 11:11?
Oo

15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
beware of the boogey man!

16. Are you a bad influence?
>.> NEVER

17. What color are your eyes?
brown

18. Would you rather have your name or your siblings name?
I used to want to be named Crystal, I didn’t know that I had a sister named Crystal at that time. I tend to go by Chaz but that’s not any of my sibling’s names.

19. Would you do anything for someone?
Yeah

20. Have you ever been called a whore?
yeah, but jokingly

21. Favorite color?
blue, green, purple, and black

22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
yes

23. What song is on?
none watching grey’s anatomy

24. Are your grades good?
not in school

25. Do you have any friends with benefits?
no

26. Would you date anyone on your top friends?
no

27. Does your best friend have a myspace?
yeah

28. Who's page did you last visit?
cara’s

29. Last time you went out to lunch?
yesterday, didn’t have lunch today

30. Do you watch the Gilmore Girls?
No.

31. Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson?
Oo who?

32. Have you ever seen or enjoyed watching the O.C.?
nope

33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears C.D.s?
I have the first one. Not sure where it came from lol. I think it was left at my place by a friend when I was living with my parents and it first came out. Not sure if I still have it or not lol

34. Which radio stations are your favorites?
94.5, 92.9, 97.1

35. Are you a Lost fanatic?
used to be. Haven’t watched in a while cause of work

36. Still have pictures of your Ex?
yeah

37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
I think

38. Alanis Morisette?
Love her

39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
no

40. King of the Hill?
used to

[[Admit it]]

41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
I used to and there is a really funny story that goes along with that...

42. Do you ever forget to give a Christmas/birthday present?
yeah

43. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
of course I do

44. Do you sing obnoxiously in the shower when no one's home?
yeah

45. Have you ever watched a little kid's show?
Yeah

[[The Necessary Love Questions That Aren't So Necessary]]

46. Have you ever pretended your crush was with you when they weren’t?
no

47. Did you draw pictures for your first crush back in elementary school?
Oo how should I know

48. Have you ever liked a girl/boy but didn’t ask her/him out because you were afraid?
too many times. Going through that right now actually

49. Have you ever written a poem or story about your life?
yeah

50. Have you ever spent over an hour thinking about nothing but your crush?
yes, all the time

51. Have you ever liked someone solely for their appearance?
yeah, but mainly like celebs

[[The Questions You Love: Completely and Utterly Pointless Ones]]

52. Do you eat all the servings in the food groups on a daily basis?
No

53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
no

54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
no

55. Do you know how to knit?
kinda

56. Do you have a cell phone or iPod with a patterned cover?
no

57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them in your profile?
no

58. Do you keep a diary or journal online?
kinda

59. When you open your closet, what is the dominant color?
darkness

[[Truly Unusual This or That Questions]]

60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
Baskin Robbins

61. Physics or chemistry?
neither D:

62. Earphones or headphones?
either

63. Pink or teal?
Teal

64. Earrings or a ring?
both

65. Commitment or casual dating?
both, but I’d like the real thing

66. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings or Star Wars?
Lord of the Rings

67. Fly or road trip?
I love both

68. Starbucks or Caribou?
Starbucks

[[Another Wave of Random Questions]]

69. What is your favorite Disney movie?
Pocahontas

70. How much jewelry do you own?
too much

71. Have you ever bought clothing at Sears?
probably. I know my mom got me stuff from there. Don’t remember me buying things from their though